Hello sir, Ma’am, Miss, young lady, kiddo. I’m sorry to learn you have lost your way. Yes, it’s too late to take that left turn at Albuquerque. Now the only way back is forward. Keep not a worried heart. There are little surprises around every corner but nothing to be frightened of. My name is Theo. Theo Bjordenjorsterforgen. And I’ll be your host for this evening, afternoon, early-mid-late-early-morning, as we embark together on a series of essays exploring a multidimensionality of topics no one on earth but your humble narrator considers vaguely worthy of discussion.
Are you still here? Good.
Let’s begin…
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